Great Outdoors with Mongo and Tard

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This NEW page will be dedicated to all things outdoors. Anything that doesn't fit exactly in the hunting sections will be placed in here. Mongo and Tard are big fans of all things outdoors. So check here once in awhile and see what we have cooking!

	Here is Mongo and his daughter (in my opinion the cutest little girl in the whole world) on a fishing trip for lunker bluegill!!! I had the privilege of being along on one of her first fishing trips and I think she is going to follow in her dad's footsteps (hopefully not in the head size category). This is what it's all about. Take a kid fishing or hunting and let them enjoy the outdoors with you. The future of outdoor recreation depends on it.

	Here Mongo gives quick black powder lessons to Mr. McGabbagoo. See the exciting results and why he got that name.

	Mongo, Tard and Barney ham it up for the camera during their 2001 Canadian fishing trip.

	Last day - time to flush out on snakes (pike)!

	Tard holding Mongo's big Pike. The Northern went to 36". Tard is smirking because Mongo is afraid to touch fish. Hey, they are really slimy... and I've heard it said they go for the eyes.

	Notice the strained smile? How 'bout the delicate holding method? Certified, suburban-raised, girly-man!

	A king sized smallie for our fishing guide and professor of all things fish. Of course, we didn't catch many fish the first day out following his advice. So, on the second day, we tried the Mongo way - follow the professional guides as they take the well to-do to all the best hot spots. Have you noticed Canuck fishing guides all smoke and that those Canadian fire sticks all have pictures of scary things like dead babies, black lung, Canuck tax collectors, and ex-wives on 'em?

	Barney, as it turns out, caught the biggest Pike. Tard caught the most fish. Mongo caught the most shit. PS - Barney's secret for pike? - Johnson silver spoons. Those snakes absolutely went nuts for those things.

	Fishing for walleye in Canada during the month of May and hit with four foot swells and snow? One thing to do...sing! Sorry, Gordon.

	Mongo lands a 6.48lb large mouth on 9-13-03 with NO HELP FROM BARNEY! True to form, Girly-Man-Mongo is wearing gloves. He claims this is due to his desire not to have his fingers smelling of fish. See the big, genuine smile? He's thinking, "I caught a really big bass and never had to touch it!"Barney's version.

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